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*wails, gnashes teeth* [May. 24th, 2012|09:54 pm]
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[Current Location |the office, STILL]
[mood |distresseddistressed]

Computer crisis time! I had just saved a massive work project in a Word document. I closed it to rename it, but as I renamed it Word crashed, and I was left with the renamed version as an empty Word file. I can't find any version of the old file at all - all the autorecover and old versions (even from yesterday or last week or on Dropbox) come up as this blasted empty file. Is there any way I can recover it? I spent two weeks on it and it needs to be done tomorrow *cries*
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Miracle hunting in Ohrid, aka Another ridiculously out-of-date travel post [May. 22nd, 2012|06:27 pm]
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[Current Location |Belgrade]
[mood |exhaustedexhausted]

Macedonia had a lot of hype to live up to, but I knew things were going to be all right when I heard about the miracle. Inside the church of St Demtrius in the old town of Skopje, the frescoes of the saints and martyrs, darkened by decades of candle-smoke, had suddenly brightened over the weekend of Palm Sunday, the haloes of the saints shining as brightly as the day they were painted. Squeezed into the back of the church behind hundreds of the devout and the curious, I can attest that the haloes were certainly very shiny, although not having any basis for comparison I couldn’t really say as to whether they were any brighter than usual. Nonetheless, I couldn’t help approving of the thoroughly practical nature of this miracle, so much less messy than statues weeping blood and more useful than pictures in your toast, which is the kind of thing my church tends to turn up. If even the unpreposessing building site of central Skopje could muster up a bona fide miracle, then surely Ohrid would be able to provide something spectacular for Easter.

Eggs! Saints! Bears! )

Back in Skopje, the novelty of the miraculous frescoes seemed to have worn off rather in the aftermath of Easter, and I had the church more or less to myself when I went back. Spoilsport conservationists had officially attributed the phenomenon to condensation, (which is still I suppose marginally more miraculous than a guy with a cloth) but I left some money at the icons just in case. You never know when a bear might show up.

Crossposted to Dreamwidth.
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New Hollow Crown clips! [May. 18th, 2012|09:45 pm]
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[Current Location |Belgrade]
[mood |sicksick]
[music |TMS]

I woke up this morning with the worst hangover I've had in years, and worst I've ever had that didn't involve vodka and/or tequila. This is atrributable to my boss's habit of proclaiming Thursday as going-out-night, and merrily ordering round after round of cheap wine (actually, she doesn't even need to do that anymore. The barman sees us coming and cracks out several bottles immediately.) So today was wholly unproductive except in the lying-in-bed-feeling-miserable sense (I am so lucky I can technically work from home; my housemate, who was ina similar state, had to be at a conference at 9 am this morning), and I really needed it to be productive, so now I get to spend all evening angsting about the work I've failed to do while simultaneously feeling rubbish. Never drinking again, etc.

In happier news, the BBC has started releasing more information about their "Hollow Crown" series of films of the Shakespeare histories, now showing in July, as far as I can tell. This is a clip from the Thea Sharrock-directed Henry V - it's Henry and Montjoy, "We are but warriors for the working day...".



Obviously it's difficult to say much about the final product from a nintey-second clip, but it's interesting to see what's there so far. Outrrrrageous French accents are in (well, maybe not so outrageous since as far as I can tell they have recruited actual French actors) and King Henry has a very fidgety horse. I love "We are but warriors...", almost more than the St Crispin's day speech: it's a wonderful bit of defiance and desparation (and bad jokes - unaccountably they seem to have cut "There's not a piece of feather in our host/Good argument, I hope, we will not fly"), and as such I generally prefer it to be a bit less low-key than it's played here. It's also a bit weird that his entire army seems to have vanished in the ten or so lines between St Crispin's day and this scene, but maybe they're just all hanging out off camera. Oh well, pointless to speculate too much at this stage, and I like Hiddleston a good deal as an actor (his off-the-cuff Harfleur speech the other day wasn't bad either) so I'm pretty excited for this.

Annoyingly, I can't find a youtube version of the clip from Richard II (Patrick Stewart doing "This royal throne of kings..." sorry, he is in fact yelling at Richard, which is a different bit, accessible here if you're in the UK), presumably because it doesn't contain Tom Hiddleston, who seems to have acquired via his stints in Thor and The Avengers an alarmingly devoted legion of fangirls (the comments on the video above are instructive). I'm sure it will turn up sooner or later, and in the meantime I am crossing my fingers for a glimpse of Simon Russel Beale as Falstaff. What with Jamie Parker's Henry at the Globe too, this is going to be a gooooood histories summer.

ETA [info]angevin2 has linked the Richard II scene! In short, Patrick Stewart wins.

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And now, a hippopotamus. [May. 1st, 2012|11:46 am]
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[mood |cheerfulcheerful]

Today and tomorrow are holidays here, but deadlines wait for no woman so I am sitting at home gloomily drinking coffee and researching national energy policies in the Balkans, wishing that I had remembered to go shopping yesterday (current food supplies for the next two days consist of a bag of sunflower seeds and some dried apricots). To cheer myself up, I am sharing one of the best pictures I found when digging up information about natural disasters in these parts: 

Hippo

This is from 2010 when a private zoo in Montenegro was flooded and Nikica the hippo went AWOL. She spent several weeks lurking around the village looking baleful before being lured back into her enclosure when the floods subsided. If the threat of a stray hippo turning up in your garden isn't an argument for taking measures against climate change, I don't know what is.
Crossposted to Dreamwidth.
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Better late than never [Apr. 24th, 2012|09:25 am]
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[Current Location |Belgrade]
[mood |awake]

Happy belated birthday to Shakespeare; this poem is for his wife, who I (and apparently Carol Ann Duffy) always think got rather a raw deal.

Anne Hathaway
Carol Ann Duffy

'Item I gyve unto my wife my second best bed ...'
(from Shakespeare's will)

The bed we loved in was a spinning world
of forests, castles, torchlight, clifftops, seas
where we would dive for pearls. My lover's words
were shooting stars which fell to earth as kisses
on these lips; my body now a softer rhyme
to his, now echo, assonance; his touch
a verb dancing in the centre of a noun.
Some nights, I dreamed he'd written me, the bed
a page beneath his writer's hands. Romance
and drama played by touch, by scent, by taste.
In the other bed, the best, our guests dozed on,
dribbling their prose. My living laughing love -
I hold him in the casket of my widow's head
as he held me upon that next best bed.

The Globe Theatre's Globe to Globe Festival is starting this week and I am so very, very jealous of those of you with tickets. I read a great article about Shakespeare in the Soviet Union that makes me even more annoyed I won't be seeing any of the former USSR versions. Someone needs to give the Globe (well, every theatre) a massive chunk of cash to be used purely for recording their output.

Crossposted to Dreamwidth.
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And Byzantine everything. [Apr. 16th, 2012|11:47 pm]
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[Current Location |Skopje]

Just stating for the record that Macedonia has not disappointed, what with peacocks and monasteries and bona fide miracles and coffee and Roman bits and pieces and ten whole minutes of sunshine. There was a bit of minor excitement in Skopje this afternoon which I hope for everybody’s sake does not get any more exciting, but it has otherwise been a gorgeous weekend of which more anon.

No cavemen though, and no sheet-folding lakeside ladies, although in fairness the weather was not terribly conducive to laundry, so I am prepared to let it go for the moment;  I may have to come back in the summer to check.

Crossposted to Dreamwidth.
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Journey deep into the rainbow... [Apr. 10th, 2012|02:20 pm]
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[Current Location |Belgrade]
[mood |excitedexcited]

When I was living in Uzbekistan,the only English TV channel available was BBC World News. This was a little surprising given that BBC journalists had been banned from the country for several years at that point, but I was grateful for it. When watching Russian dubs of Mamma Mia palled (hard to believe, I know, but it happens), the BBC was my background noise of choice. Since they can’t use commercial advertising, the breaks between the updates on the antics of minor members of the royal family, studio audiences in Qatar arguing over US foreign policy, and interviews with African Union delegates which constitute most of BBC World’s output were filled with promotional shorts from the tourist boards of various countries. You know the kind: spectacular scenery/wildlife/ruins interspersed with shots of an attractive tourist couple being hugged by local children all improbably wearing national costume, learning traditional dances from nice young ladies in spiffy hats, and buying each other necklaces in the shiny new shopping malls, all set to an exciting soundtrack (cliché-filled narration optional) and finished off with a slogan of superb banality and/or incomprehensibility.

In the absence of any other TV, I became quite the connoisseur of these little promos. Back then, BBC World was dominated by Incredible India (I actually quite like this one) and Malaysia Truly Asia (snooooresville) with a sprinkling of South Africa: It’s Possible (the narration wins a prize for the most clichés packed into a minute, and believe me, the competition is stiff in this genre), all countries with well-funded tourist boards that could afford to get these commercials run multiple times a day. However, like all the best trainspotters, I was much more excited by the more elusive appearances from countries with slightly less generous marketing budgets; quite a few, now that I look back on it, came from the corner of the world I’m currently exploring. Kosovo: The Young Europeans (not so much a tourism promo as a political statement), Montenegro: Wild Beauty (featuring a flying mermaid) and Croatia: The Mediterranean As It Once Was (what happens when a advertising company decides it can’t be bothered and just throws a bunch of random clips together) all showed up only once a month or so and were savoured accordingly. But how ever frequently they aired, they are all pretty similar. Mostly they are pretty uninspired. Sometimes they are hilarious (see above re: flying mermaids). Very rarely do they actually pique my interest in a particular country.

The one exception was one I only ever saw a couple of times, but it really stuck with me. It covers all the standard ground (scenery! ruins! dancing!) but you can tell that some genuine thought has gone into it (it even has a framing device!). There are some ill-advised costuming decisions (why is there even a caveman in the first place?), but also some really tasty-looking watermelon. There is a small child involved, but she somehow manages to avoid murderous levels of annoyance. They do not stint on the icons and archaeology. Congratulations, Macedonia, you have my attention.



All of which is an incredibly long-winded way of saying that this evening I'm flying to Macedonia for a week and I cannot wait. If there aren't lakeside ladies folding sheets on their heads (what?) I'm going to be terribly disappointed.

Crossposted to Dreamwidth.
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Vegetable crisis [Mar. 15th, 2012|12:41 pm]
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[Current Location |Belgrade]
[mood |surprisedsurprised]

Due to a minor linguistic SNAFU, I am now in posession of about a kilogram of spinach. I like the stuff, but I can't eat it all sauteed with garlic (MAYBE I CAN). Recipe suggestions, anyone?

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Crossing borders Schengen-style [Mar. 3rd, 2012|08:33 pm]
[Current Location |Vienna]
[mood |coldcold]

I am writing this on the train from Zagreb to Vienna. It was a beautiful spring day when we left Zagreb, which made it mildly disconcerted when I looked up a couple of minutes ago to see we were going past a lake that was frozen solid. Evidently Hungary hasn't quite thrown off winter yet. As an aside, I still cannot get over cross-border travel in continental Europe. Being a native of an island nation, I like my international borders clearly defined; ideally by a minimum of one body of water, but if that's not possible then at via a suitable lengthy and convoluted border process, so that you really feel that you've achieved something when you've reached the other side. It feels frankly indecent to be able to trundle through three countries without anything changing beyond the number of diacritics in the station names. In addition, the process appears to have thrown my mobile phone into hysterics. I have in quick succession received texts welcoming me to Croatia, Hungary, Croatia again, and finally Slovenia. I am actually in Austria.

OK, safely installed in my hotel with the wifi working. I can highly commend the Vienna tram system, which is admirably clearly signposted, but not the maps on the inside of their train stations which tell you how to get to the tram stops (because there are none). Vienna is much chillier than Zagreb but my hotel has mini-Milkas on the pillows. Contentment, thy name is Swiss chocolate.

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Google Privacy Issues: Web History [Feb. 29th, 2012|04:56 pm]
[Current Location |Zagreb]
[mood |annoyedannoyed]

Oh FFS, Google, quit being evil. Time sensitive: if you want to turn Web History off, you need to do it today.

Originally posted by [info]anjak_j at Google Privacy Issues: Web History

If you are going to do this, you need to do it before March 1st. It has been said that users will not be able to do anything about this after that date.

With reference to Google's policy changes and how everything you do with your Google account will be tied together into their super-cauldron of information, you will probably want to clear your Google Web History out - if you turned that feature on - before month's end. After that, you won't be able to clear it, and everything you search for will be connected with your account.

To check settings and/or clear out your Web History:

1. Go to Google. If you aren't signed in already, do so.
2. In the top right-hand corner you'll find your email address or name, perhaps an icon if you have a Plus account, and a little downward facing arrow. Click on the arrow and a menu will pop up.
3. Click to 'Account Settings'. This will take you to a page called 'Accounts'. (If you have a Plus account, you might go via a Plus sign-in page.)
4. Scroll down to a section called 'Services'. Here you'll find an option called 'View, enable, or disable web history', which has a link next to it. Click on the link.
5. If you never turned web history on, you'll get a page asking if you want to turn this service on. Just click 'No Thanks' and all is good. If you did turn it on, you should have a list of your searches. At the top there is a button that says 'Remove All History'. Click this and follow the instructions which will remove all items from your Web History and pause the feature so nothing else will be added in future.


Also, you can completely remove Web History as a service from your account by clicking THIS LINK, checking the tick-box and confirming you want to remove Web History. To be safe, it is probably best to do the steps above first to remove any history that might have already been collected.


Edit: I don't know if this will spread to the journals that have already posted (probably not) but with reference to the 'invalid' page upon clicking the link. I only just managed to replicate that and since I did not have the Web History service turned on for the account in question, I can only assume that you only get that page if there is no service to remove - most people who have reported it said they knew they didn't have the service turned on (this can easily be checked by going through the earlier steps to clear the history) - obviously you cannot remove something that isn't there, thus making the page redundant for that account.


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